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The long lines at Home Depot are putting a major dent in your decorating enthusiasm. Get rid of the remodeling restlessness by turning to a kid-friendly brand of wax sticks.
Introducing Bendaroos, “the magic wax super strings” that can reinvent anything. From naming your sock drawer, to building a colony of bugs, Bendaroos mix together arts-and-crafts with construction to (purportedly, at least) do just about anything.
The real key: you’re allowing your children to flood various home furnishings with a hulkier version of Play-Doh — one that won’t stick and ruin interior investments. If this is really true, the feds should cut costs by employing Bendaroos to plug various infrastructure holes within the nation’s trillion-dollar deficit. If only.
Cost: $19.99 plus $7.99 shipping & handling
Claim: “Decorate a vase, a frame or make a picture on the window. Then, just remove it! No glue, no stains, no mess!”
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