Twilight Riddles: Why Doesn’t Taylor Lautner Have Genitalia?

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According to Twilight costar Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner’s werewolf character is lacking in one key dimension: Anatomy.

On last week’s ABC special, Total Eclipse of the Heart, hosted by Jimmy Kimmel in honor of the saga’s third movie, Pattinson revealed that the movie’s censors wouldn’t allow the CGI werewolves to have genitalia.

“It wouldn’t be PG-13 if the wolves had genitalia,” he explained, laughing.

Just to set his fans’ minds’ at ease, Pattinson reassured Kimmel that at least the vampires in the film are “all there.” Suggesting perhaps an NC-17 Twilight sequel ahead?

We kid, we kid.