Donald Duck Crashes Into Van and Arrested for DUI. Seriously.

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I always knew he was a maniacal mallard.

A Donald Norman Duck, age 51, reportedly crashed into a van while drunk at a Little Caesar’s drive-thru in Ohio. And apparently it’s not the first time that Duck has been caught drinking and driving; he has four prior convictions.

When police showed up they noticed that Duck smelled of alcohol and had glassy eyes. There was no mention as to whether he was wearing pants or not. (via