“How do I retweet myself?” he asked. Or rather, his ginormous, over-inflated ego asked on Twitter.
That’s right: Lebron James’ ego has its own Twitter account. While the account may be a fake, it’s good for a few laughs.
about 19 hours ago via web
TONIGHT I’LL BE TWEETING WHAT MY MOUTH CAN’T SAY. THINGS LIKE “WHY ARE MY EYES SO PRETTY”
1:09 PM Jul 7th via web
MY MUSCLES LOOK AMAZING TODAY. MUCH BETTER THAN CHRIS BOSH’S MUSCLES. OH DAMN YEAH I WENT THERE IT’S WHAT I DO.
3:42 PM Jul 7th via web
FEATURED IN MY SPECIAL TOMORROW NIGHT: 1) SOME FOOTAGE OF ME JUST BEING ME 2) A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION ON WHY I LIKE MY SMILE 3) ORIGAMI.
about 23 hours ago via web
CHECK IT – I’M NOT ALWAYS BOUT ME I’M GONNA SAVE ONE ANIMAL FROM THE BP OIL SPILL AND NAME IT LEBRON JR. WHO WILL BE THE LUCKY SEA TURTLE???
about 21 hours ago via web
MY BOY JAY-Z AND I ARE IN THE LAB WORKING ON A SONG. RIGHT NOW THE HOOK GOES “OH LEBRON YOU SO LEBRON” I’M LIKE YEAH BOY BUT JAY SEEMS SAD.
about 14 hours ago via web
THERE’S NOTHIN WRONG WITH YOUR TV – I DID SOME CURLS WITH A MILK CARTON BEFORE I LEFT MY PLACE SO YEAH I’M LOOKIN NICE.