Well, this explains a lot.
Before his ‘retirement’ announcement in 2008, Joaquin Phoenix was a two-time Academy Award nominee with a successful acting career. So what happened? He started listening to this guy. Look, Joaquin, before you go all “mountain top water drop” again, here’s some sound advice: Stop listening to the crazy man who likens your life to condensation. And shave.
Oh boy, we can’t wait for Casey Affleck’s director’s DVD commentary on this one.