Whywon’tshejustgoaway? E! Online reports Sarah Palin’s 19-year-old daughter, Bristol, will star in the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars. It’s just a rumor at this point — the full line-up will be announced by ABC on Monday — so we can all hope it isn’t true.
In other DWTS news, it looks like Jersey Shore’s The Situation will bring his abs to the show. David Hasselhoff, Audrina Patridge and Brandy are also rumored to appear.