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“I have offered to go to the south of Sudan and stage, like, a wardrobe malfunction. But it was pointed out to me that I’m 49, and the consensus was that it would just be upsetting.”
— GEORGE CLOONEY, accepting the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award at last night’s Emmy Awards; in his acceptance speech, he bemoaned America’s tendency to focus on bad celebrity behavior rather than important world issues (via People)