Quotes: Understatement of the Week?

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“Detectives described the python as not happy,”

— POLICE SPOKESPERSON for Victoria, Australia, on an alleged reptile burglary gone wrong. Two thieves, who stole the almost 5-ft. python and a large lizard, were apprehended wrestling the snake outside a local McDonalds. The python was taken into protective custody, the spokesperson said, “very carefully.