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Los Angeles? No? New York City? No? Milwaukee?

Nope.

According to a Men’s Health survey, Indianapolis, Ind., is the most sexually satisfied city in the country.

The men’s magazine factored in condom sales, birth rates and sales of sex toys in their decision to declare Indianapolis No. 1 on its best sex list – for the second time. (The city also held the top ranking in 2008.) “Every year, the field of drivers in the Indianapolis 500 burns through a ton of rubber, but then so do the locals — Indy’s condom sales are 16th highest in the country, according to A.C. Nielsen data,” the magazine wrote. In fact, the Midwesterners proved themselves a kinky bunch indeed, claiming six of the top 10 slots in all.

Top Ten Most Sexually Satisfied Cities

1. Indianapolis, Ind.
2. Columbus, Ohio
3. Fort Wayne, Ind.
4. Cincinnati, Ohio
5. Salt Lake City, Utah
6. San Antonio, Texas
7. Denver, Colo.
8. Austin, Texas
9. Boise City, Idaho
10. Chicago, Ill.

26 comments
KTKacer
KTKacer

Well, then I think Columbus, Ohio should get 1st rather than  2nd place because it has a HUGE lesbian community, and we have no need for condoms, and though there ARE exceptions, tend to not get pregnant all that frequently... so... just sayin'.

JamesBroderickII
JamesBroderickII

Reaching such a conclusion based solely on this limited set of data is stupid. Correlation alone means nothing. One might even argue that this means sexual dissatisfaction and there is an attempt to make up for it with quantity over quality! These metrics are totally lacking in context; there are so many things that go into real sexual satisfaction that you could not tell from just this data set. I call shenanigans!!

MaverickWilliams
MaverickWilliams

Sorry, people who live outside the Midwest.  Just because Midwesterners are content and have a more relaxed environment shouldn't mean all you uptight sexually frustrated "beach" people should take pot shots at their enjoyable way of life.  I've been to L.A., Miami, Atlantic City, San Francisco, etc. where being caught up in the vapid world of "look at me" becomes quite tedious and, in the end, quite boring.

Furthermore, there is quite a bit to do in the Midwest you just need to know where to look.  I agree it's not out there where everybody can see it, but, that's the best part.  Midwesterners know how to keep it to themselves.  If you're too stupid  to know how to be diplomatic about it then that's your problem.

Froglove24
Froglove24

Are you serious Henry? Indiana girls are fat pale and ugly? Wow how much time have you spent in our good ol' state? I am 4'11 and 115 lbs. That's not fat at all if you know anything about BMI. Oh wait you may not even know what that stands for..its Body Mass Index lol and I am def not pale...or ugly.  And I can vouch for a lot of women that live here as well. And were born and raised here not just those that have moved here. Before judging maybe you should take a look in the mirror because your ugliness is showing through with your rude comments. Just saying. have a good day.

EricDillon1
EricDillon1

I've said it many times before, the only things to do in Indy are get drunk, or get pregnant. Indy sucks.

RodneyLetner
RodneyLetner

Go Fort Wayne! Everybody is horny and getting some!!

jeremysprague
jeremysprague

Suspicious that the majority of these cities located in the part of the country where people think it's rude to complain.

Terry1844
Terry1844

Haters gonna hate...

Indianapolis is #1   

DeborahWilliams
DeborahWilliams

Yes, those are places where maybe there is not a whole lot to "do".......

StephenPhillippo
StephenPhillippo

The boring places without much to do. Especially in the long winters. Sex is it.

MarvelousMary
MarvelousMary

What an odd selection of criteria to determine sexual satisfaction.

minuka
minuka

just because it's the top sales of condoms,sex toys, and highest birth rates doesn't necessarily mean sexual satisfaction haha but ok

KelsINGATX
KelsINGATX

I disagree, Henry. Who wants the zucchini eggplant sandwich, when they can eat the BLT when they're famished? Oh, and don't forget, the Midwest was slammed hard by that awful winter. Not much else to do when you've played Jenga 237 times in a row!

-Love, a tan, toned, aged to perfection former Hoosier girl.

HenryZhao2
HenryZhao2

Agree with Edi Martinovic. I'd say Denver and Austin have the highest quality so they deserve to be on the top.  The girls in Indiana and Ohio are pale, fat, and ugly. Texas/Colorado have much more fit people that look great!

theOracle
theOracle

As I recall, Kinsey's work told us that 70% of Indiana farm boys had carnal knowledge of sheep. Did the same guys take this survey?

EdiMartinović
EdiMartinović

This is false.  I live in Indianapolis.  Quantity does not equal quality.  Satisfaction comes from quality.  This study only looked at quantity.

XakaLeón
XakaLeón

This may be the dumbest conclusion I've ever read in my life. Perhaps it would make better sense to conclude that there is little to do in Indiana other than have sex, so...

cjh2nd
cjh2nd

Last time I checked, Boise City was a city in Oklahoma.  The City of Boise is in Idaho. 

AlvinMitchell
AlvinMitchell

@jeremysprague As someone who has done customer service in all four of the top four cities on the list... 

No, no they don't.  

DaneTidwell
DaneTidwell

@HenryZhao2 Texas? Seriously? Texas has been ranked in the top 5 fattest states in the nation for like the last decade.

RyanBusenbark
RyanBusenbark

@XakaLeón "So" what? People in Indiana are having sex, while you are doing whatever people from wherever you are from are doing whatever they do that is NOT having sex.