The Complete Guide to Sanity: Behold the Highlights of Saturday’s Jon Stewart Rally

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Illustration by Nancy Stahl for TIME

Comedy Central has kept mum about the schedule. The National Park Service (NPS)? Not so much.

The Christian Science Monitor reports that thanks to $10,000 in recovery costs, the Rally to Restore Sanity has secured its permit for Saturday. In the process, the NPS released some goodies slated for Saturday’s long-awaited dose of sanity.

Among the highlights delivered within the 60-page report:
– Noon: pre-show performance by The Roots

– 1:05: Jon Stewart delivers a welcome to a crowd anticipated at more than 200,000 visitors. The Huffington Post-led buses are helping with those gaudy numbers.

(See photos of the finest Stewart-Colbert moments.)

– 1:20: Stephen Colbert joins the fray, with readings by two accompanying actors, Don Novello and Sam Waterston. Will illegal immigration be his leadoff topic?

(See the top 10 Stephen Colbert moments.)

– 2:40: The pre-taped Sanity and Fear Awards. Who will take home the hardware? With his ‘Restoring Honor’ rally, Glenn Beck’s in the running.

(See five Twitter feeds to excite you for the Stewart/Colbert rally.)

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