Who needs fictional heroes? We’ve found the real Master Splinter!
Now all we need are four ambitious and highly skilled turtles willing to train, fight crime and indulge in the occasional slice of pizza, and we can once again rely on the heroes in the half shell and their turtle power. (And of course NewsFeed is more than willing to step into the role of April O’ Neil. Cowabunga!)
(More on NewsFeed: Knut The Polar Bear: Unlucky In Love)
This may mean rampant rodents are prepping to take over the world, but at least it will brighten up your Friday.
Now the real question: Can the ninja hamster topple the titans of the genre? The water skiing squirrel? Or, dare I say, the melodramatic prairie dog?
Rodents can dream.
