Topping today’s list of cheesy crime stories? The two dudes who robbed the owners of a pizza joint, but made off with the wrong kind of dough.
According to the Daily News, two hapless (and hungry?) men followed the owners of a Staten Island pizza shop home last Friday. Donning masks, they attacked the pizza guys, stealing what they thought was a bag full of cash. But it was dough. Literally.
Guess they kneaded the money?
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