Ladies, take note: The fashion industry aims to make yet another facet of your life uncomfortable with high-heeled shoes intended for wear while “roughing it.”
Shoe maker Teva and New York clothing company Grey Ant have teamed up to bring us a stiletto shoe for the outdoorsy types. The fashion abomination is available in two colors (black or tan) and are currently retailing for $330.
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Though Teva has yet to explain itself, here’s hoping humanity can once again prove its worth by mercilessly mocking the existence of these shoes. Then again, if Crocs have a place in the fashion world, why not these?