Wednesday’s links think deep thoughts.
Intelligent Ideas: Despite the perception that the world is getting dumber, there are still great intellectuals around. See the top 100 global thinkers of the year. (Foreign Policy)
Loathsome Lists: Sick of all the year-end roundup lists? This will either infuriate or delight you. See the top 10 worst top 10 lists of the year. (Vanity Fair)
Orbit Outfits: You ought to be content with your Christmas gifts of socks and scarves. Why? Check out what astronauts have had to wear over the years. (New York Times)
Small Science: A group of elementary schoolers got a scholarly article published in a legitimate journal. What did you do at eight years old? (Discover)
Chubby Christmas: Kids say the darndest things — especially when they’re scrawled in crayon on Christmas cards. (The Hairpin)
Scary Santa: Even Nazis had Christmas parties. See photos of Hitler’s ornate, eerie celebration. (LIFE)
Tiny Tech: Admit it — you’ve always wanted to know where the smallest periodic table on earth was. Well, guess what? It’s on a single human hair. (The Daily What)
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