Enjoy your Friday links with laser-popped snacks and cool people with sunglasses.
Techy Treats: Meet the modern Willy Wonka — a chocolate maker in San Francisco who can control its machinery via iPhone. (Gizmodo)
Grammar Glitch: Here’s why you should never use two spaces after a period. NewsFeed is occasionally guilty, and is now shamed. (Slate)
Suave Security: When you’re protecting the life of the President, you might as well look like a badass while doing so. See James Bond-esque pictures of the Secret Service. (LIFE)
Let’s Have a Toast: Someone on Tumblr has found a way to make Kanye West even more ridiculous — making his lyrics into puns about food. (No One Man Should Have All That Flour)
Micro-Microwave: Need a way to cook popcorn that looks cool and takes forever? Make like this guy and cook with lasers. (The Daily What)
Elsewhere on TIME.com: The Green Hornet director Michel Gondry got his start helming music videos. See others who got their start with the MTV set.
Must See: Get ready to have your heart warmed. A girl singing the National Anthem is cut short by her microphone, but finds redemption. (via YouTube Trends)