Watch China’s president storm the White House, install a portrait of Chairman Mao in the Oval Office and take a body shot a Hooters.
1. 0:18 — Hu, who arrives in a stealth fighter jet, tosses Obama his keys and yells “don’t scratch it!”
2. 0:43 — Welcome to the Oval Office, Mr. Chairman.
3. 1:13 — They’ve got Obama’s number. The voice is right on.