Why Your State Drinks: The American Map of Brews

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Naturally, Nevada is Four Loko.

The Houston Press, jumping on the America-graphic bandwagon, has come up with a beer for every state in the Union.

(More on TIME.com: See a map of why your state sucks)

The criteria varied, but included the beer’s origin (which is why Budweiser landed squarely in Missouri), national recognition, cultural foods and state personality types (which is why bikini-clad Florida gets the low-cal MGD Light 64).

But why did West Virginia get stuck with Natty Light? The map gives worse-quality beers to states with too-strict liquor laws. But to those states that can’t even legally offer better beers, this map just adds insult to injury. (Houston Press, via BuzzFeed)

(More on TIME.com: See a map of why your state is awesome)

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SkolVikes88
SkolVikes88

Awesome.  No, really.  I mean, forget the pain the victims felt and the pain of the surviving families.  Poor serial killer...