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Your Wednesday links are served with a ninja and the world’s oldest beer.
World’s Oldest Brew: Scientists are attempting to recreate a 200-year-old beer found in a shipwrecked boat in the Baltic Sea. Helping the scientists detect the recipe, professional beer tasters confirmed the brew tasted old. How helpful. (BBC)
Sex Toy Trade: An Alabama sex shop owner is making an unprecedented Valentine’s Day offer: trade in your gun for sex toys. Anyone nervous what he’ll do with all of those guns? (Yahoo News)
Ice Cream With Bite: A Texas woman found a surprise in the bottom of her Walmart brand ice cream: a razor blade. Sounds like a good reason to avoid junk food. (Consumerist)
Animal Buddies: Elephants, primates, dolphins and bats are found to form human-like friendships with their peers. Looks like man has some competition to be dog’s best friend. (Discovery News)
iPad 2, Surprised?: In a turn of events no one saw coming, Apple is working on an iPad 2. Undisclosed sources revealed the new generation will have a camera and a faster operating system. Groundbreaking!
Scary Ninja Fights: Watch this dancing ninja slash water bottles with a sword and shoot arrows at…imaginary villains? Talk about intimidation in a suburban backyard. (Daily What)
Canada Jokes, Reversed: Apparently, Canadians stereotype Americans as well. Here are some ways our neighbors in the Great White North can see Uncle Sam written all over us. (LIFE)
Must See: Forget intimidation tactics, this burglar tried to kill a Seattle shop attendant with kindness during an armed robbery. Authorities have the down-on-his-luck crook in custody. (YouTube Trends)
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