Razzies Recap: The Last Airbender Takes Home Worst Movie Honors

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Just as NewsFeed (and the rest of the world) predicted.

Each year, the Razzie Awards attempt to steal some of the Oscar spotlight while turning the focus on some of the year’s “less memorable” (read: worst) films. In fact, they don’t sugarcoat it like NewsFeed just tried to do. And today, they’re proudly proclaiming The Last Airbender as the Worst Picture of 2010.

Out of the 10 categories in the Razzies, The Last Airbender took half of the awards. The action flick from the bizarre and supernatural expert M. Night Shyamalan won the dishonors of:

  • Worst Picture
  • Worst Director
  • Worst Screenplay
  • Worst Supporting Actor
  • Worst Use of Eye-Gouging 3-D

(More on TIME.com: See the hype behind the Razzies.)

Sex and the City 2 took second place honors, with three wins (losses?). The cougars from Gotham were awarded Razzies for:

  • Worst Sequel
  • Worst Screen Ensemble
  • Worst Actress – this award was presented jointly to all four main actresses, proving that terrible acting can indeed be a team endeavor

The final two honorees were:

  • · Worst Actor: Ashton Kutcher, for Killers and Valentine’s Day
  • Worst Supporting Actress: Jessica Alba, who evidently appeared in nothing good this year, for The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete, and Valentine’s Day

These losers are honored just like Hollywood’s biggest winners will be this evening – they’re presented with gold statues. But fittingly, the worst films aren’t awarded a hunk of metal. Instead, the Razzies are adorned cheaply, with gold spray paint.

(More on TIME.com: See our critic’s picks for Oscar gold.)

Now let’s all pucker up for a collective raspberry for these losers – and NewsFeed will promptly delete these films from its Netflix queue.