Though we’re pretty sure Charlie won’t be sucking down any of these boozy drinks at his so-called Sober Valley Lodge, that hasn’t stopped people from capitalizing on Sheen through cocktails.
NewsFeed isn’t sure what’s in the blood red concoction Sheen’s been seen guzzling in recent days, but we’re pretty sure it would make us violently ill or turn us into a warlock — neither of which is appealing. Regardless, capitalists eager to spin a profit out of the celeb’s quirky quote have mixed up their own versions of “Tiger Blood.”
Party-hardy Diddy tweeted his Tiger Blood tipple this weekend, touting his lucrative ad deal with Ciroc vodka in the process. To drink like Diddy, shake up this simple concoction. Creative? Definitely not. Catchy? Absolutely.
- Red Berry Ciroc vodka
- Cranberry juice
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Liquor company TY KU also dreamt up their own version, this one with a tangible connection to blood. Calling it TY-ger Blood, the Asian spirit maker took a twist on the classic Bloody Mary.
- 1.5 oz. TY KU Sake
- 3 oz. tomato juice
- Pinch of wasabi
- Dash of soy sauce
- Squeeze of lime
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Two New York fashionistas put their mixing skills to the test as well, concocting a drink called the Sheeni Martini. Though it seems more appropriate for those who identify with Charlie’s goddesses instead.
- 2 ounces X-Rated Fusion Vodka
- 1 ounce freshly squeezed blood orange juice (representing his tiger blood)
- 1 splash of Rockstar energy drink (because he’s a rockstar from Mars)
- 2 tablespoons of powdered sugar (in memoriam of Sheen’s former drug habit)
Now you, too, can drink like Charlie Sheen – but take it easy, all you F-18 NewsFeeders. One drink too many and you may ruin your “winning” status. –by Nick Carbone and Zoe Fox