Five Fashion Fails From Last Night’s ESPY Awards

Fashion 101: Flaunt the top, OR the bottom. Not both, Serena.

Alpine skier Lindsey Vonn, right, added to her trove of Olympic medals last night when she picked up the award for Best Female Athlete. But this daring outfit looks better suited for Snooki, if you get our gist.

Not only does this dress look inappropriate for the event, it looks inappropriate for the century, too.

It's hard to get us to feel bad for Amanda Heard. She's drop dead gorgeous, funny and a talented actress. But this dress managed to do the trick.

At least the San Francisco Giants pitcher is wearing this hideous outfit as a joke. Or so we hope.