Think anyone can just suit up and be Santa? Think again.
Reading While Eating for November 1: Danger Zone
Tuesday’s links flirt with danger — whether the threat is real or just dressed that way.
An ‘Embarrassed’ Harold Camping Apologizes for Rapture Missteps
At age 90, Harold Camping doesn’t have any more doomsday predictions. At least not right now.
FBI Releases Russian Spy Ring Videos and Photos, Starring Anna Chapman
Newly unveiled videos give a comprehensive look at how a group of Russian infiltrators collected and traded information – and how they were trailed by watchful U.S. counterspies during their long trail of deception.
Russian Families Win $100,000 Each Over Babies Switched at Birth
In a case captivating Russia, a court has awarded two families $100,000 each in compensation after a shocking blunder by a maternity ward accidentally led them to take home the wrong children⎯12 years ago.
Couple’s Daughter Taken Away for 18 Hours Over ‘Stolen’ Sandwich
Hunger pains led to temporary heartache in Hawaii when a couple was arrested for stealing a sandwich from a Safeway.
Parents Believe Onion Article, Freak Out Accordingly
Some argue that the best kind of satire, like acting, is the kind that seems the most realistic. If that’s the case, then The Onion deserves an Academy Award.
Sign of the Times: Bride Caught Texting During Her Own Wedding
I now pronounce you phone and wife.
Who’s Hungry? Some Florida Schools Serving Lunch As Early As 9:30 A.M.
It might seem like some schools in Florida have confused the concept of brunch. But they’re actually just serving lunch as early as 9:30 every morning.
Gym, Tan, Learn: University of Chicago Hosts ‘Jersey Shore’ Conference
Stop your fist-pumping and get ready to take some notes.
Happy Movember: The Top 12 Famous Mustaches
In honor of the hirsute charity movement Movember, NewsFeed presents the 12 greatest ‘staches in history.