Plot: Tebowing has become the Denver Broncos’ quarterback’s patented way of praying amid the chaos of the football field. And it turns out, his prayers are being answered – as Jesus himself (Jason Sudeikis) would have him believe. Jesus emerges into the Broncos’ locker room and explains that he can only devote a certain amount of time to helping the Broncos, considering his other obligations and all. Jesus calls out Tebow for being “in everyone’s face” with his incessant prayer, but the adoring Tebow (Taran Killam) is unfazed. Will Jesus continue to help the Broncos though?
Best Line: “Three-for-16? Come on Tim. I could throw better and I’m 2010 years old.”