The pièce de résistance of Rachel Ray’s 30-minute Christmas feast is a massive fudge ring that looks like a fossilized dinosaur patty. (Little Foot’s been eating those holly berries again!) Rachel says it’s almost too easy to make, and she’s right — in only ten minutes, you can produce 2 pounds (32 servings) of diabetes-inducing dessert. When it comes to Christmas, Rachel advises readers to throw dietary concerns down the garbage disposal. “Go for it!” she writes. “You can hit the gym in January.” Because if there’s one thing worth getting fat for, it’s a Rachel Ray fudge wreath.