Plot: A beefy, neck-bearded Shaq (played by Charles Barkley) takes the commentator’s booth alongside, well, Charles Barkley, an impression crafted expertly by Kenan Thompson. Ernie Johnson, a crotchety-looking Bill Hader, was cast as the babysitter trying to control the three childish NBA stars behind the desk with him. Naturally, he ultimately failed, as the three razzed each other, failed to discuss anything remotely sports-related, and tossed bologna at the rotund Shaq.
Best Line: “Man, Shaq, you’ve gotta annunciate. You make me sound like Sidney Poitierrr.”