Does anyone know if Hallmark makes a Baby’s First Hardcore Song keepsake ornament? We’re asking because 8-year old Juliet has made her first of what we hope is many hard-rocking music videos, and she deserves a prize. At the very least the young Australian deserves a commemorative placard that she can toss out the window while she is trashing her bedroom like the rock ‘n’ roll prodigy that she is. Not much is known of the young punk, other than that she loves her dog Robert (who shares a name with the video’s director), isn’t keen on the smell of her goldfish tank, and has a trampoline mosh pit in her yard. But, heck, what else do you need to know? She’s awesome.