Plot: The classic Spike TV announcer – you know, the one with the condescending frat-boy voice that overemphasizes every sentence – takes his irreverence to one of the most revered shows on television today: Downton Abbey. Naturally, the disembodied voice of the manly man starts by objectifying the daughters, then proceeds to deliver the ultimate glove slap to Downton lovers – labeling Dame Maggie Smith as “The Chicken Lady.” But for those that don’t understand Downton’s appeal, this sketch provides pervasive laughs.
Best Line: “What’s Downton Abbey? Basically it’s about a bunch of honkies that live in a church. Or maybe it’s a museum. Either way, they don’t got wi-fi.”