Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor took it to the street — Sesame Street — to dish out some puppet justice.
NewsFeed is all for solving disagreements legally and teaching kids about the justice system at the same time, but we think Goldilocks gets off too easy. She basically gets community service for breaking and entering and destruction of personal property because it was an accident. No way!
More importantly, where is Goldilocks’ accent from? Daily Intel is right on this one — throw that girl in juvie for crimes against dialects.