Plot: It’s not delivery, but it’s not DiGiorno either. It’s not even really pizza, but then again, who can be sure? We’re not even sure if it’s legal to sell in stores, but one seemingly sadistic mother is bent on serving the cryptically-named “Almost Pizza” for dinner. It looks just like pizza, but this teaser pie strangely shatters when dropped and doesn’t cool down – in fact, it gets hotter. But truthfully, the verboten aspect of this pizza only stokes our curiosity to try it.
Best Line: “No, you could put tofu on a pizza and still legally call it pizza. But don’t call this pizza.”