With the birth of her baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson, the world may finally have seen the end of Jessica Simpson’s TMI pregnancy quotes.
Maxwell is the actress, singer and reality star’s first child with fiancé Eric Johnson, a former NFL player. Simpson, 31 and Johnson, 32, were engaged in November 2010, and decided to wait on the marriage until after the baby was born. According to her website, little Maxwell was a healthy 9 lbs. 13 oz.
But perhaps more notable than the baby’s birth was Simpson’s drawn out pregnancy and the candid manner in which she spoke, tweeted and overshared about it to anyone who’s ears weren’t already burning too badly to listen. Some of her more notable moments:
“Oh my God y’all. I just had a dream that my vagina ate a bag of Skittles” (A tweet from last fall.)
“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-hah. Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant.” (In March, on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’.)
“I am definitely ‘feeling intimate.’ I’m kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!” (To Ryan Seacrest on his radio show, in March.)
“I just started calling myself Swamp A–.” (To Jay Leno, in March, about sweating through her maternity Spanx.)
Congratulations, Jessica and Eric! And Maxwell, in about 13 years we’re sure you’re going to love being reminded about this.