Just Call Her Already! Behold, the authoritative supercut of every major lip-synch version of Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me, Maybe” on the Internet. Wait — did they get Ted Williams? (The Daily Wh.at)
10 Fictional Characters We Need to Stop Idolizing. Travis Bickle was a psychopath with a bad haircut. Get over it, people. (Flavorwire)
86 Surprising Facts about Queen Elizabeth II. Show off your knowledge of trivia at the scads of Diamond Jubilee parties we know you’ve been invited to. (TIME.com)
Does Being Cold Make It Easier to Catch Cold? For the last time, mom, No! Oh wait… maybe. (Mental Floss)
A Bored John Malkovich Asks Siri to Tell Him a Joke. Does he really have no friends? This is kind of sad. (Buzzfeed)