A renowned recluse, Salinger’s twitter feed would give us a little peephole into the life of an otherwise inaccessible curmudgeon. We can just imagine an angsty Salinger tweeting away from his New Hampshire homestead, warning us to steer clear of everyone, because, well, everyone just sucks. These little pearls of wisdom would speak to the dissatisfied hipster in all of us.
Typical Tweet: “Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it” #RealTalk #HoldenCaulfieldProblems