We’re not so sure James Joyce could keep his musings to 140 characters, but just imagine him live-tweeting a coffee run:
@JamesJoyce: Girl at the counter asks again and yes I want cream. Would I still…yes extra sugar and no no no not soy, but then again, why not make it a
@JamesJoyce: venti…She says name please and I can only think of that one time when Nora was yelling my name. That was yesterday. I think I’ll wait to buy
…On second thought, he could be the most infuriating author in the Twitterverse.
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