It’s Not You, It’s Me: Why do the subject lines of emails from the Obama campaign sound like a stalker wrote them? (The Hairpin)
10 Naughty Books It’s Worth Buying a Kindle to Read: Because face it: if you’re on a Kindle we’ve basically already assumed you’re reading Fifty Shades of Grey anyway. (Flavorwire)
Goth Day at Disneyland: Of course there’s photos. Sheesh. (The Daily Wh.at)
7 ‘Seen-on-TV’ Products That Actually Work: Yes, we found seven. (TIME.com)
In Defense of the Mosquito: Ten amazing facts to feel guilty about while you attack our bloodsucking friends with a rolled-up magazine. (Mental Floss)
56 Years of Tornado Tracks on One Map: Holy cow, Louisiana. (Buzzfeed)
The Les Misèrables Teaser Trailer Is Out: Do you hear the people sing? Betcha do now. (Buzzfeed)
UPDATE: The Les Mis trailer has been removed from YouTube. That does it, Internet. You’re first against the wall when the revolution comes.
Meanwhile, here’s Sir David Attenborough watching turtles hump.