It’s something everyone thinks of doing immediately upon entry to a wax museum: pretend to be a wax figure to fool tourists. Unfortunately, most people can’t pull off the ruse — mainly because most of us aren’t famous enough to plausibly have a wax figure of yourself in a museum. But then again, most of us aren’t Carmelo Anthony — although we’d like to think that, given the opportunity, we’d do exactly what he did when a wax version of himself was unveiled at Madame Tussaud’s in Times Square.