Fishy: When you order the catch of the day at a restaurant, there’s a 1 in 3 chance you won’t get the fish you ordered. (Pat’s Papers)
Sticky Situation: Two guys eschew knives, choosing to slice open a watermelon by putting rubber bands around it. They should have worn raincoats. (The Slo Mo Guys/YouTube)
Stairway to Heaven: A public art exhibition in Germany boasts 112 steps painted in different colors of the rainbow. (BuzzFeed)
Two-Wheel Drive: Bike lanes are so yesterday. Merge onto Denmark’s bike superhighway. (TIME.com)
The X-Files: Aside from all of the blacked-out parts, the FBI files of famous people include some funny things — like Knock-Knock jokes. Here are the nine best parts. (mental_floss)
Bewitched Bovines? If you or someone you know has been accused of witchcraft, then consult this visualization of acceptable defenses. (Flowing Data)
Meta: A round-up of fictional characters reading fiction. (Flavorwire)
From Bombs to Ballads: You never think about the Taliban writing poetry. A new book compiles the politicized — though strangely lyrical — verses. (The Takeaway)
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Bird Feeder: Watch baby hawks eat while you eat. (The Daily What)
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