Except, you know, they don’t actually grow them. Not for competitive purposes, at least. No, they musn’t treat the growing of facial follicles as anything other than a pastime best complemented by extended hours of cigarette-rolling and bike-riding (but fixed gears only!). The make-your-own-ironic-Hipster-mustache competition, pictured here, is much better suited for Olympic games. This guy would know — he looks to be the Nadia Comaneci of mustache creations. Construction paper on, comrade.
The Hipster Olympics: You’ve Probably Never Heard of Them
And they conduct their own Olympic games to prove it! The second annual Hipster Olympics, held in Berlin on July 21, both mocked and celebrated the hipster subculture. NewsFeed assembled some snapshots from this year's games to show you that hipsters are just like us