Wednesday Words: Empretzeled Politicians, Hybrid Gangs and More

NewsFeed's weekly highlight of our vocabulary includes useful, new, hilarious and surprising words (as well as some that are just fun to say).

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David McGlynn

FOMO (acronym): the initial letters of “fear of missing out”; expressing concern about being deprived of an opportunity. It seems like telling someone “YOLO” is playing on their FOMO, a fun-to-say acronym included in a recent update for a college slang dictionary. Attention music producers: “FOMO” also sounds like it could be a hit rap song supporting Obama for a second term.

empretzel (v.): to change or adapt to while appearing to conform to expected ideals. This is a favorite verb of TIME’s political columnist Joe Klein; he’s even the source Merriam-Webster cites alongside the above definition. It’s a useful word to have in your pocket when attempting to describe politicians’ acrobat-like attempts to please everyone. Klein invoked it to describe a certain presidential candidate in a recent post about a controversial political ad. Hint: The anagram of his first and last name is “weirdly normal.”*

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sidequel (n.): a creative work that is produced after another completed work and shares the same fictional setting, but with unrelated plots and new characters. In a post about last weekend’s box office action, The Playlist‘s Gabe Toro labels The Bourne Legacy as a sidequel, “for utilizing the series’ mythology while creating its own.” Legacy comes after hit-man thrillers The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy and The Bourne Ultimatum. Up next: The Bourne High School Reunion. 

luxury tax (n., slang): in basketball, a penalty paid by a team when they exceed the salary cap determined by the National Basketball Association. In a post about the L.A. Lakers upcoming season, Bleacher Report’s Josh Vannuccini explains the implications of the luxury tax–i.e. money you have to pay if you pay people too much money. “Not only does this ensure competitive balance to an extent,” he writes, “but it is the first roadblock in overspending.” The L.A. Lakers’ salaries total nearly $100 million, far above the cap, which means they’ll have to pay almost $30 million to the NBA in penalties.

hybrid gang (n.): a non-traditional gang with multiple affiliations, often fluid in size and structure with multi-gender, multi-ethnic members. Fans of actively creepy rap group Insane Clown Posse, who are commonly known as  Juggalos, took offense when the FBI labeled them as a hybrid gang in an annual assessment. And at a recent gathering, the members of the I.C.P. announced plans to sue the FBI on their behalf. Because they might be clowns, but anti-Juggalo discrimination is no joke.

*Second hint: This politician goes by his middle name. 

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deconstructiva
deconstructiva

I'm also proud that Merriam Webster officially accepted "F-bomb" into the latest dictionary. Ah, the power of our language to grow and thrive. And it allows Katy to keep writing posts like these.

Tanishab
Tanishab

like Jack implied I didn't know that any one able to earn $7780 in one month on the network. have you seen this(Click on menu Home)

deconstructiva
deconstructiva

Thanks, Katy. Alas, FOMO is a dangerous acronym to use since it’s waaaaay too easy to say or write it backwards. Maybe the next Bourne film will be The Bourne Franchise where Jason Bourne rakes in royalties off his filmed adventures while in hiding while his protege in The Bourne Legacy takes over the biz and sets up a chain of Bourne spy franchises across the globe. I’m guessing the mystery anagram is Willard Mitt Romney and NOT Sarah Palin. One Sarah anagram is “A Sharp Nail.”