In every industry, computers are taking the place of human power. But Conan thinks Amazon should return this processing capacity to mankind. That’s why, as Amazon continues to slash the prices of their Kindle e-readers, Conan hypothesized about an even cheaper product — for just $5, you can get a Wendell. Yes, it’s just a man named Wendell. But he can do everything you expect a Kindle to: allow you to read and play games, though you’ll have to put up with his gruff Brooklynite accent.