What you’ll need:
- Raggedy clothes, preferably covering only the necessary areas
- Flesh hanging out of your mouth
- Bath salts, the legal kind only
- A dead (or undead, perhaps?) look in your eyes
Yes, we realize this is a costume that you could pull off in any conceivable year. But this Halloween, you’ll have extra reason to romp around with a limb hanging out of your mouth, encroaching partygoers’ personal space with the request: “Your face looks tasty.” Extra points if you pull this one off in the daytime, and with as little clothing as possible – might we remind you the original propagator of this trend was wearing nothing at all? And a final added benefit of this costume is that you can say you’re enjoying your guests – quite literally.
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