Conan is an unapologetic video game shunner, but he was asked to review the new “Hitman: Absolution” game to be released next week. It was a task that he kicked off begrudgingly, but Conan learns that the game’s merits stretch beyond simple shooting and killing. He stumbles upon the cast of Grease and fears the onset of lower back problems and ultimately finds there’s comedic value in every shot fired.