It’s not unheard-of for sports stars to find alternative employment while the management and team owners attempt to level a deal. But usually they find jobs they’re suited for, like Delonte West’s temporary gig at a furniture store during last year’s NBA lockout. We’re not so sure NHL forward Dustin Penner’s skill set transfers quite so well toward an internship with Conan’s show. It’s a much chiller arena than the Staples Center, after all.