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By Dec. 31, 20120
Hip-hop princess Blue Ivy received a number of splashy gifts from friends and family — a Swarovski crystal-encrusted highchair and a $20,000 crib were reportedly among them. But let’s face it, she’s got nothing on the future spawn of Kanye “I rhyme Givenchy with raunchy” West and Kim “I have too many Birkin bags to count” Kardashian.

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    advil_pm

    この芸能ニュースは衝撃だったんだけど、キムとカニエの子で #kimye かぁ RT @TIME The 9 funniest tweets about the #Kimye baby | http://t.co/znZOTl3B (via @TIMENewsfeed)

    Shadesofblackuk
    Shadesofblackuk

    @DamaJames The top comment on the article is even funnier and are similar to my own thoughts. :-)

    mrbomb13
    mrbomb13 like.author.displayName 1 Like

    MEMO TO THE TIME MAGAZINE EDITORIAL STAFF:

    In exactly WHAT UNIVERSE would the subject matter of this article qualify as news???

    Who...on...Earth...CARES...about...the... "Kimye" baby...(whatever the Hell THAT is)?!

    Have all of you on the editorial staff lost your mind?  Is there not a scintilla of brain-matter guiding your decisions on what's newsworthy, and what's not???

    THIS IS NOT NEWS.  THIS IS NOT THE TIME MAGAZINE I KNEW GROWING UP!!!

    Is it any wonder your revenues have fallen?  Is it any wonder you've had to lay off so many of your staff?  Is it any wonder that you've had to move on to an online platform?  

    You know DAMN WELL that you would not have gotten away with posting this kind of mindless drivel even 10 years ago.  

    Articles like this one deface, demean, and devalue the Time brand.

    Shame on all of you for forcing your teenage fascination with Kimye Krap on the rest of us!!

    acstev0
    acstev0

    @acstev0 @randomiris @time @timenewsfeed when the the #kimye baby is born the dr. will prob need two hands to smack its butt

    Whoooleo
    Whoooleo like.author.displayName 1 Like

    @TIME @TIMENewsFeed This new-born can be described in one word "Butt-Ugly" !

    TamarAsken
    TamarAsken

    @TIME @TIMENewsFeed not that funny.

    AnnelihGH
    AnnelihGH

    @tholmz RT @jahneeljaniel @TIME: The 9 funniest tweets about the Kanye West-Kim Kardashian baby | http://t.co/K0m5wnhf (via @TIMENewsfeed)

    tholmz
    tholmz

    @AnnelihGH love! Mad mine aren't on there, obvs.

    AnnelihGH
    AnnelihGH

    @tholmz Yeah, yours should be there! Obviously they don't know who to follow.

    AnnelihGH
    AnnelihGH

    @tholmz @TIME I loved that we found ways to phone chat! #yourock #reallifefriend #forlife.

    AnnelihGH
    AnnelihGH

    @tholmz @casebike @mfrench09 Friendships like ours don't fade away, no matter the time, distances, & changes! #teenyphoneconvos #thebestever

    tholmz
    tholmz

    @AnnelihGH @TIME I am also STOKED that you #hashtagged #payphone #reallifefriend. <3 <3 <3

    tholmz
    tholmz

    @AnnelihGH @TIME gahhhh, yes! You and @casebike and @mfrench09. #phones #storiestotellourkids

    AnnelihGH
    AnnelihGH

    @tholmz @TIME haha, oh em gee... FOR SO LONG. At the age when we could talk for hrs on phones. #landline #payphone #ILivedForOurConvos xoxox

    tholmz
    tholmz

    @AnnelihGH @TIME oh, she's biased. ;) Friends since we were like...11? 12? 10??

    AnnelihGH
    AnnelihGH

    @tholmz @TIME I completely agree & vouch for this hilarious woman!

    tholmz
    tholmz

    @AnnelihGH Totally. Hey @TIME, don't you know I'm hilarious?

    clownwarts
    clownwarts like.author.displayName 1 Like

    @TIME Great job on figuring out how to use Twitter and your copy and paste function. Here's to you filing for bankruptcy in 2013.