Congrats to @kimkardashian & @kanyewest on their baby. I hope it has Kim's eyes, Kanye's smile, & Bruce Jenner's pterodactyl facial bones.
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Joel McHale (@joelmchale) December 31, 2012The comedian can only wish that a bit of athletic stepfather Bruce Jenner’s genes are somehow transferred to the offspring. Oh wait, did we say genes? All the child needs is a good plastic surgeon. Perhaps Jenner has a recommendation to pass along?
この芸能ニュースは衝撃だったんだけど、キムとカニエの子で #kimye かぁ RT @TIME The 9 funniest tweets about the #Kimye baby | http://t.co/znZOTl3B (via @TIMENewsfeed)
@DamaJames The top comment on the article is even funnier and are similar to my own thoughts. :-)
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MEMO TO THE TIME MAGAZINE EDITORIAL STAFF:
In exactly WHAT UNIVERSE would the subject matter of this article qualify as news???
Who...on...Earth...CARES...about...the... "Kimye" baby...(whatever the Hell THAT is)?!
Have all of you on the editorial staff lost your mind? Is there not a scintilla of brain-matter guiding your decisions on what's newsworthy, and what's not???
THIS IS NOT NEWS. THIS IS NOT THE TIME MAGAZINE I KNEW GROWING UP!!!
Is it any wonder your revenues have fallen? Is it any wonder you've had to lay off so many of your staff? Is it any wonder that you've had to move on to an online platform?
You know DAMN WELL that you would not have gotten away with posting this kind of mindless drivel even 10 years ago.
Articles like this one deface, demean, and devalue the Time brand.
Shame on all of you for forcing your teenage fascination with Kimye Krap on the rest of us!!
@acstev0 @randomiris @time @timenewsfeed when the the #kimye baby is born the dr. will prob need two hands to smack its butt
@TIME @timenewsfeed wonder how much of the amount from auction of the afghan woman goes to the woman herself??
RT @TIME: The 9 funniest tweets about the #Kimye baby | http://t.co/wDLtwl2V (via @TIMENewsfeed)
@tholmz RT @jahneeljaniel @TIME: The 9 funniest tweets about the Kanye West-Kim Kardashian baby | http://t.co/K0m5wnhf (via @TIMENewsfeed)
@tholmz @TIME I loved that we found ways to phone chat! #yourock #reallifefriend #forlife.
@tholmz @casebike @mfrench09 Friendships like ours don't fade away, no matter the time, distances, & changes! #teenyphoneconvos #thebestever
@AnnelihGH @TIME gahhhh, yes! You and @casebike and @mfrench09. #phones #storiestotellourkids
@tholmz @TIME haha, oh em gee... FOR SO LONG. At the age when we could talk for hrs on phones. #landline #payphone #ILivedForOurConvos xoxox
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@TIME Great job on figuring out how to use Twitter and your copy and paste function. Here's to you filing for bankruptcy in 2013.
