When your child asks “Where do babies come from?”, you better hope you’re in a Kia Sorento. You’ll make up some kind of b.s. story about the planet Babylandia, where baby humans and animals board a rocket ship, Noah’s Ark–style, for a nine-month journey to earth and then parachute into the homes of their new mothers and fathers. But when your smart kids don’t fall for your big whopper, the Kia Sorento has enough bells and whistles to distract them, so that they forget what they even asked you in the first place. And don’t miss the baby panda in a spacesuit. All the baby pandas are in space, so that’s why earth’s pandas have trouble making them.
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