Welcome to BBC’s Planet Earth, shoe-sales division. In a rough approximation of David Attenborough’s accented gravitas, a narrator gives us the play-by-play of a typical cheetah-vs.-antelope chase — until a friend of the antelope’s steps in to even up the odds. The formula is all too predictable and hyperbolic: a man is able to outrace the animal kingdom’s fastest runner, thanks to the newest pair of Skechers kicks. But we’d be willing to try it too, if only to get a wink out of an antelope.
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