These Are North Korea’s 28 State-Approved Hairstyles

David Guttenfelder / AP

Photos showing example hair styles hang inside a hair salon in Pyongyang, North Korea on Feb. 20, 2013.

It looks a lot of this year’s male Oscar winners wouldn’t survive the Communist state of North Korea without a haircut.

The Telegraph reports that the world’s favorite hermit state is implementing state-sanctioned haircuts for men and women. Women are allowed to choose one of 14 styles; married women are instructed to keep their tresses short, while the single ladies are allowed let loose with longer, curlier locks. (We’re partial to no. 6 on the ladies’ list, which pays homage to the fabulous feathering that dominated so much of 1980s.)

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Men are prohibited from growing their hair longer than 5 cm — less than 2 inches — while older men can get away with up to 7 cm (3 inches).
Oddly enough, the list falls short of including its young leader Kim Jong Un’s current look — a variation on the high-and-tight that may be too much of a power ‘do for North Korea’s non-elite.

Photos showing example hair styles hang inside a barber shop in Pyongyang, North Korea on Feb. 20, 2013.

David Guttenfelder / AP

Photos showing example hair styles hang inside a barber shop in Pyongyang, North Korea on Feb. 20, 2013.

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But hair conformity is nothing new in North Korea. The Daily Mail reports that in 2005 state TV aired a five part series on haircut guidelines for today’s modern socialist lifestyle, and it seems the concept is reemerging under North Korea’s new leader. There are a couple theories as to why this mandate is in place, including that Kim is not a fan of previous styles. Perhaps he just wants to avoid having to grow a pompadour like his father’s.

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77 comments
F.Castillo
F.Castillo

where is the chili bowl at? i don't see it anywhere! 

llastrange
llastrange

Starting to look a bit like Alice found Wonderland again. Only it is the King in charge now. 

WOLFSBANE
WOLFSBANE

WHAT DO THESE FOLKS DO FOR DUMB BLOND JOKES.............?

steelgoat67
steelgoat67 like.author.displayName 1 Like

There's a list of State-Approved Blonde Jokes.

Irish Jokes are illegal, and punishable by death.

For some reason.

melonheadx13
melonheadx13

i don't see li'l un's high and tight, white sidewall style.  maybe that is reserved for only descendants of his family's dynasty

steelgoat67
steelgoat67

Huh. I actually thought it was just a genetic trait.

ScottDavis
ScottDavis

Kim Jong Il had the ladies 11, I see.

epitygxanwn
epitygxanwn

Pyongyang is the only city in N. Korea where they pay people enough to afford a barber.

zorbatron
zorbatron

Like things here at home are hunky dory.

GabrielHarper
GabrielHarper like.author.displayName 1 Like

Apparently there is only one state approved lipstick color as well.

idobuild
idobuild

Ahhh numba 12, 10 minute.

RudyKatt
RudyKatt

I think the Obamas missed this one. Maybe after they take our guns, they will start telling us how to cut our hair. Thank you Libs for not being educated voters.

melonheadx13
melonheadx13

@RudyKatt here we have the typical low iq bigot obama basher who trolls the web in search of comment boxes where he can gleefully bash our resident regardless of subject.  go on, troll on with your bad self.  it's great to see grandchildren teaching their cranky old white elders the fundamentals of how to operate a pc and surf the internets.

melonheadx13
melonheadx13 like.author.displayName 1 Like

@RudyKatt and BAM, there it is as usual, obama bashing regardless of topic.

thank you ignorant bigot for your astute observations. 

CarterButland
CarterButland

@RudyKatt @RudyKatt Does anybody else find it odd that the MAJORITY of college and university campuses consists of those who affiliate themselves with the Democratic Party, yet the "Libs" are still labeled as uneducated? It's a changing time, RudyKatt. Before you excoriate every liberal idea, change, or movement you should ask yourself, "why has the GOP only won the popular vote 1 time out of the last 6 presidential elections?" You're party is struggling, and that's apparent by the fracturing of your core into the Tea Party-ers, social conservatives, and, for lack of a better term, "traditional" Republicans. But what do I know? I'm just an uneducated Lib.

Wolfbitn
Wolfbitn like.author.displayName 1 Like

@CarterButlandI prefer to think of Republicans as sold out corporatists and Dems as educated idiots who demand everyone believe as they do, even though most of their beliefs make no sense at all.   Lets face it, they both get  the vast majority of their money from corporations and both of them legislate for said corporations, while we the people take the shaft at both ends... wake up please lol

CarterButland
CarterButland like.author.displayName 1 Like

@RudyKatt Does anybody else find it odd that the MAJORITY of college and university campuses consists of those who affiliate themselves with the Democratic Party, yet the "Libs" are still labeled as uneducated? It's a changing time, RudyKatt. Before you excoriate every liberal idea, change, or movement you should ask yourself, "why has the GOP only won the popular vote 1 time out of the last 6 presidential elections?" You're party is struggling, and that's apparent by the fracturing of your core into the Tea Party-ers, social conservatives, and, for lack of a better term, "traditional" Republicans. But what do I know? I'm just an uneducated Lib.

AW
AW

@CarterButland The GOP is struggling because most of the voters are depending on handout's so they can't vote Republican.  That would be like shooting themselves in the foot.

zorbatron
zorbatron

@RudyKatt Maybe you should actually read the second amendment to the constitution.


melonheadx13
melonheadx13

@zorbatron @RudyKatt "well regulated" has obviously been perverted beyond belief. try the anti establishment of a state religion provision in the bill of rights.  that more clearly supports your point of view as guns are obviously your religion that demands human sacrifice and regular offerings of blood upon your altar of the graven idol of the gun.

Wolfbitn
Wolfbitn

@melonheadx13 @zorbatron @RudyKatt   Mellonhead fits someone who prefers that home-owners are disarmed and at the mercy of criminals who will obtain what they want to use against whom they want, without fear of the law or the unarmed citizen.  

MattHansen
MattHansen like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 5 Like

@RudyKatt Thank you politically obtuse for continuing to misunderstand the meaning of "Liberalism".

Mavent
Mavent like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 4 Like

@RudyKatt I'd be happy if they could just stop Republicans from being ldiots in public places.

Rafterman00
Rafterman00 like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 10 Like

@RudyKatt The Obama administration has not taken one single gun from anyone, nor does it plan to. Making things up does not make it true.


kmmalone85
kmmalone85 like.author.displayName 1 Like

THIS is why all Asian people look the same.

stephenpoxon
stephenpoxon like.author.displayName 1 Like

News Release  North Korean males are not allowed to have a penis in excess of 2 inches in length.  Kim Jong Un, known to the ladies as Kim - Big - Dong - Jong - Un, after comparing his 'Rod' with the  'Rod-Man' has decided that no North Korean male should be better endowed.  After his meeting with the 'Rod-Man' he has decided to scrap his missile program and instead invest in improving his own missile.

JamesInTime
JamesInTime

hey CNN, want to offer me a job to brows Reddit all day and repost anything I think is interesting on to your website? That's apparently what you pay people to do since this was on Reddit over a week ago.

Mavent
Mavent

@JamesInTime Yeah, your photo was the first give-away that you're a Reddit reader.

DarrellSwain
DarrellSwain

So what is you don't have any hair......do they kill you?

gen81465
gen81465

If you are bald, then the length of your hair does not exceed the government mandated maximum length allowance; thus you are acceptable to the standards set forth by the Qualitative Unified Appearance Committee of Korea (QUACK).

DennisHill
DennisHill

I like the #1 Madame Chang haircut. She's hot!!!

jaytathey
jaytathey

Remember when American made the Native Americans cut their hair and speak our language in prison camps...i mean boarding schools...History always repeats itself...