This week on late-night television, we learned the best ways to make your guests run screaming from your Easter dinner table. And from your April Fool’s Day pranks.
If you’re planning a beautiful Easter dinner or Passover seder, then do not listen to any of the experts that Conan brought on his show this week. A meatloaf shaped like a lamb will scare your guests and making matzo by smashing a loaf of bread with a cinderblock will positively scare Elijah. Oh yeah, and did we mention nobody is going to eat homemade peeps that are basically just styrofoam packing peanuts covered in mustard? You’re better off checking Pinterest for recipes.
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