This App Helps Bros Bribe Women Into Dating Them

Classy.

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Carrot Dating

From the prince who brought you “elite sugar daddy dating” site Seeking Arrangements and the elegantly named WhatsYourPrice.com comes a brand new, remarkably progressive matchmaking app: Carrot Dating.

Business Insider highlighted the most enlightened passage from the press release:

“There’s only one method of manipulation that has stood the test of time: bribery. It’s a concept so simple that even animals understand–give a dog a bone, and it will obey. Give a woman a present, and she’ll…”

Whatever it is she’s doing, we’re sure it will be SUPER respectful of gender issues.

Dubbed the “first mobile app where singles can use bribery to get first dates” (finally!), Carrot Dating dangles a bevy of pre-programmed options to lure conniving ladyfolk into going out with what I’m sure are the most upstanding of gentlemen. Women can pick from nice dinners, a tank of gas, skydiving, and plastic surgery in exchange for dating app users.

The only thing more disturbing than founder Brandon Wade’s business model is the fact that he got the idea from his mom.

2 comments
Erraticwind
Erraticwind

CarrotDating site also has a deceitful customer acquisition strategy. They form fake profiles to attract new members. Using automated replies they manipulate members to make a payment to be able to reply to the messages they receive from those fake profiles. 

AliceZindagi
AliceZindagi

I won't deny that men chasing women is something that works. Women get off on being desired. But that's not what this app is about. This app is about pathetic men who don't know how to talk to women in their real life, and so they dangle prizes and financial gain in front of women's faces because they have no other recourse. I'm sure it works - who could deny that? But what kind of woman are you going to be attracting? Certainly not a quality lady who actually interested in YOU. Certainly not a quality lady who will not bleed your wallet dry and move on when something better comes along. And certainly not a quality lady who will remain faithful to your wallet... if you get what I mean.

This... is a recipe for heartbreak and men being used. It is prostitution and a complete waste of money, not to mention a Band-Aid that allows men to lie to themselves about their prowess with females. By all means, if you want to waste the thousands and thousands of dollars that it's going to take to keep these women interested in you, then by all means do so. But just know that there's an alternative that's not going to cost you your retirement fund:

http://www.abcsofattraction.com/blog/abcs-of-attraction-secrets-revealed-how-abcdef-will-get-you-more-girls/