Last night, excitable rapper Kanye West proposed to his longtime girlfriend and baby mama Kim Kardashian by renting out the entire San Francisco Giants stadium and projecting a strangely needy non-question onto the scoreboard: “PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!!” Romance is dead; long live romance.
The proposal finally put to rest one of the major questions plaguing the relationship: is Kanye West secretly a teenage girl?
The answer, of course, is yessssss!!!
Here’s Kim’s understated engagement ring. Mazel, you two!